A Christmas song for the Simmental breeders, and anyone else! :)

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Simmgal

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This is just for fun, and I am not rating these bulls in any way. Their names just fit well (for the most part) with the song. I know it may be a little bit corny and some of the words may not totally go along together, but its just for fun. Any of the names in this song could be substituted for any other names or breeds, and feel free to create your own if you wish!

MOOEY Christmas! But don't forget the real reason for the season!  (angel)

On the FIRST day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: A semen tank to put my straws in!
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On the SECOND day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: TWO straws of Goldmine, and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the THIRD day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: THREE straws of Maho, TWO straws of Goldmine, and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the FOURTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me:  FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE Straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the FIFTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the SIXTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: SIX straws of Upgrade, FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the SEVENTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: SEVEN straws of Shear Force, SIX straws of Upgrade, FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the EIGHTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: EIGHT straws of Warsaw, SEVEN straws of Shear Force, SIX straws of Upgrade, FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the NINTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: NINE straws of Grandmaster, EIGHT straws of Warsaw, SEVEN straws of Shear Force, SIX straws of Upgrade, FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the TENTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: TEN straws of Gunner, NINE straws of Grandmaster, EIGHT straws of Warsaw, SEVEN straws of Shear Force, SIX straws of Upgrade, FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the ELEVENTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: ELEVEN straws of Fat Butt, TEN straws of Gunner, NINE straws of Grandmaster, EIGHT straws of Warsaw, SEVEN straws of Shear Force, SIX straws of Upgrade, FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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On the TWELTH day of SIMmas, my true love gave to me: TWELVE straws of Voyager, ELEVEN straws of Fat Butt, TEN straws of Gunner, NINE straws of Grandmaster, EIGHT straws of Warsaw, SEVEN straws of Shear Force, SIX straws of Upgrade, FIVE straws of Trademark, FOUR straws of Dream On, THREE straws of Macho, TWO straws of Goldmine and a Semen Tank to put my straws in!
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MOOey SIMmas!  <rock>
 

Simmgal

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thunderdownunder said:
Very clever. I can't help but ask though... where are the traditional Simmentals?!

If by traditional you mean the red and white Fleckvieh, most of the names are pretty long and don't exactly go with the song too well! (Brundish Prosperous, Rickardsontown Jumbo) I guess I should have been more open minded! (lol)
 

Shadow Hill Farm

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Nicely done lol! Maybe I should do one for Angus! LOL  ;D That is the first I have seen something like that done! AWESOME! Like you said if you totaled that all up money wise WOW!  (lol)  <beer> <rock> <party>
 

cattlegirl13

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Very creative! When I read it to my parents, they laughed and thought that the only thing that would make it better would be if it were for Angus sires.
 

Simmgal

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Heidi said:
Very creative! When I read it to my parents, they laughed and thought that the only thing that would make it better would be if it were for Angus sires.
Well, I am glad you enjoyed it! I guess I should say Merry ANGmas to you then!  ;D
 
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