AAOK
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Hank spent his entire life ranching. He worked hard and was a good husband and father. When he passed on, St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates and congratulated him on his honorable and productive life. As a reward, St. Peter took him to a ranch in Heaven and told Hank it was his for eternity. It was the best ranch Hank had ever seen... good grass, lots of water, nice home, barns, corrals and stocked with good cattle, horses, and equipment.
One fall afternoon, St. Peter noticed Hank was in town and he could tell something was wrong. He caught up with Hank and asked him if he had a problem. Hank replied, "I sure do... It's time to sell my calves, but I've looked all over up here and I can't find a single cattle buyer."