Funny for the day!! ( Not cattle related)

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Simmymom1

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This made me think of a customer that I had to deal with yesterday!!  ;D
 

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SouthWest

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five- gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end...

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.
 

linnettejane

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To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:



If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.













Only great minds can read

this

This is weird, but

interesting!









fi yuo cna

raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too



Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe

out of 100 can.



i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht

I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch  ;

at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod

are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit

pclae.. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos no t raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the

wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs forwrad it





FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT



Forward it & put 'YES' in the Subject

Line



 

SouthWest

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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.



"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.



"I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest.



"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.



The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.  Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest.



As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Nancy couldn't help but agree.



When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy’s hand in his right hand and Harry’s hand in his left. There was=2 0silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.



Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"


The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."



The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves..  I would like to do the same."
 

ELBEE

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Ya no lettnajne, Iben wrroin aoubt selpcek, anonw I's wnot wrroy anmyroe! ehe, eeh.

                                                              <cowboy>

                                                                      :)))
 

linnettejane

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ELBEE said:
Ya no lettnajne, Iben wrroin aoubt selpcek, anonw I's wnot wrroy anmyroe! ehe, eeh.

                                                               <cowboy>

                                                                       :)))

(lol) i couldnt resist!  so now its official...you  are of great mind elbee!  <party>
 

knabe

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this is reading and writing at the lowest common denominator and what everything begins to look like when you keep lowering the bar.
 

linnettejane

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knabe said:
this is reading and writing at the lowest common denominator and what everything begins to look like when you keep lowering the bar.
well, actually it was  a study done by cambridge to determine how the mind reads words...useful and interesting information if you ask me...but definitely not something you will see on the content standard objectives of any education system anywhere...
 

ELBEE

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In Knabe's context; it is sad that above average minds must compensate for the lower standards set by the below average, therefore increasing the differential between hyper challenged and hyper gifted. Oh, and by the way, education has nothing to do with this phenomena.
 

cowz

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This is not up to par with the alligator, Cambridge language or the smart priest, but here it is:

I received this medical tip from a friend; thought it might help you, too.

            If you're bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the

            following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:           

            "My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of
            Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
            Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."



            If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are
            probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
         
 
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