Joke of the the Day.......NC

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cowz

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In light of this balmy weather.......  I will throw out another cattle buyer joke just for fun...

A woman was driving on a mountain road when she hit an icy spot, slid off the road, and buried her car in a snowdrift. A cattle buyer came along and stopped to help.  After some shoveling, he was able to pull her car back onto the road. 
"I might have died up here if you hadn't come along.  Here's $100 for your help," gushed the grateful woman. 

"Shucks... I can't take your money.  I'm just glad I could help," drawled the cattle buyer.

The adventurous woman was not only grateful, but very attracted to the gallant and ruggedly handsome cattle buyer.  "If I can't show my appreciation with money, how about this?" she purred and began to seductively unbutton her coat and then her dress, exposing her curvaceous body clad in extremely scant and lacy undergarments.

The cattle buyer stared intently and then politely replied, "I guess I'll have to pass... I'd freeze to death up here wearing those things."
 

chiangus

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Good one. 


Bart had been going hard all fall buying cattle and failed to notice that his drivers license had expired.  He noticed it in December and went down to get it renewed.
After asking Bart his name and address, the clerk asked, "Date of birth?"

Bart replied, "June 24th."

Impatiently, the clerk asked, "What year?"

Just as impatiently, Bart responded... "It's on June the 24th every year." 
 

steerjunkie

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Two Jehova witnesses walked to the front door of a nice neighborhood and knocked on the door.
The door was answered by a nice old man and said to come in and have a seat at the table.
The old man looked at the Jehova Witnesses and asked what would you like to talk about?
The Jehova Witnesses said we dont know we have never been in this far before. ;D
 

bruiser

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A lady was just stepping out of the shower when she heard someone knocking on the front door. She pulled a towel around herself and answered it. It was Bob her neighbor, he stammered  and stuttered and finally said " If you drop that towel I'll give you $800 dollars". She was shocked by his advance but  thought for a second and dropped the towel. He  stared for a minute handed her $800 in cash and left. She pulled the towel back on and finished dressing. Her husband asked her from the kitchen" Who was at the door?"  " The neighbor" she replied. "  I hope that S.O.B. remembered that $800 he borrowed from me the other day!!
 
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