AAOK
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A cattle buyer was receiving cattle in the country. He got out of his car and headed for the scale house. Several horses were tied to the fence and as he walked behind the first horse, he slapped him on the rump. The startled horse kicked the cattle buyer soundly on the leg, breaking it in several places.
The cattle buyer contacted his insurance company from the hospital and advised them of the incident. About a week later, he was contacted by the insurance company... "Sir, your claim has been declined," said the insurance rep.
"Now wait one damned minute... It was an accidental injury," exploded the cattle buyer.
The insurance rep calmly replied, "You got kicked by a horse because you surprised it. That's something only a moron would do... And that's a pre-existing condition."
The cattle buyer contacted his insurance company from the hospital and advised them of the incident. About a week later, he was contacted by the insurance company... "Sir, your claim has been declined," said the insurance rep.
"Now wait one damned minute... It was an accidental injury," exploded the cattle buyer.
The insurance rep calmly replied, "You got kicked by a horse because you surprised it. That's something only a moron would do... And that's a pre-existing condition."