When in doubt-try to laff about something-ITS JOKE TIME

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mark tenenbaum

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OK Planateers-you may not like this one-lets hear yours- Well; this big old redneck girl like we see in Wallmart and at the dirt track around here wins the lottery-and makes her way to the Ferrari dealership (impulse thing-she didnt feel like buying a stockcar and waiting 5 mos, for delivery etc) Anyhow-the bespeckled rather efeat salesmsn sashays up ad asks-"I was wondering if I could be of service?" She said-well "depends upon what youve serviced recentl\ly yuck! yuck!"-BUT IM LOOKING for something that will do 0 to 200 in ten seconds-I just won the lottery so money aint no object- He feigned a pensive look and said-well I may just have the vehicle-Ill be right back. He returned with A SET OF HEAVY DUTY BATHROOM SCALES-lets hear your worst O0
 

Finley Club Calves

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I hav a good blond joke, well this red head brunnette and blonde are shopping in a HUGE farm store. They stay until after it closes and everybody is gone. The police get a call that there has been a brake in at the farm store. The police get there and the ladies hide. The brunette hides behind some pigs the red head behind a cow and the blonde behind a pile of potatoes. The police come in and shine a light on the pigs and the brunette makes pig sounds, so the police move on. They shine a light on the cow and the red head "moos", so they move on. They shine a light on the potatoes and the blonde says, "potatoe, potatoe"!  (clapping) I laughed my but off when I heard this one! No offense to blondes! Trust me I am one!  (lol)
 
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