mark tenenbaum
Well-known member
OK Planateers-you may not like this one-lets hear yours- Well; this big old redneck girl like we see in Wallmart and at the dirt track around here wins the lottery-and makes her way to the Ferrari dealership (impulse thing-she didnt feel like buying a stockcar and waiting 5 mos, for delivery etc) Anyhow-the bespeckled rather efeat salesmsn sashays up ad asks-"I was wondering if I could be of service?" She said-well "depends upon what youve serviced recentl\ly yuck! yuck!"-BUT IM LOOKING for something that will do 0 to 200 in ten seconds-I just won the lottery so money aint no object- He feigned a pensive look and said-well I may just have the vehicle-Ill be right back. He returned with A SET OF HEAVY DUTY BATHROOM SCALES-lets hear your worst O0