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None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.



4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--

After I laugh my butt off!!



9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!


 



Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because you can only think

of 4.

(ok, not funny...)

There comes a point in your life when you realize:

who matters,
who never did,
who won't anymore...
and who always will..
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

'Be kinder than necessary
because everyone you meet is fighting
some kind of battle

good one sounds just like me and my friends.  Like the one time a buddy of mine fell and broke his leg, we didn't know it was that bad so we all just stood and laughed at him for being dumb (he was being quite dumb at the time of his accident) until we realised that he wasn't getting up at that point we helped him and started to feel bad.  We still all laugh about it to this day though.  What good are friends if you cant laugh?  We all know he would have done the same for us. 

linnettejane said:

(ok, not funny...)

There comes a point in your life when you realize:

who matters,
who never did,
who won't anymore...
and who always will..
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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I totaly saw that one on myspace the other day.