This kinda goes with Reds funny of the day, not sure how many of you have read this before
Livestock Show in Heaven
One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing
around the barn, near the livestock pens watching the lambs, goats, steers
and hogs wander aimlessly through the lush pastures of heaven.
"I am certainly bored," stated John.
"Me too," Paul chimed as Peter stood and watched the animals.
"I know!" Peter began. "Why don't we have a Livestock show?"
Paul and John thought that the idea was great except for one small detail
that Paul pointed out. "Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call up
Satan and invite him to our livestock show. I mean, we have all of the
finest show stock here in heaven; all of the Champions from Houston,
Denver, Louisville, Kansas City, and all those state fair champions are here as
well. His barn is ridden with the spoiled, difficult and mean, untamed,
unshowable stock. We are certain to win at the show!"
And so the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication lines and
invited him to their 1st annual Livestock show. Satan laughed and asked why
they would want to be humiliated like that, because he would certainly
beat them.
Peter, Paul, and John did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter
asked. "We have all of the champions from all the majors, and all the state
fairs. We have the finest lambs, pigs, goats, and steers that ever walked
the earth. How could you possibly beat us?"
Satan paused a moment and then laughed. "Have you forgotten so soon
gentlemen? I have all the judges and the jocks!"
Livestock Show in Heaven
One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing
around the barn, near the livestock pens watching the lambs, goats, steers
and hogs wander aimlessly through the lush pastures of heaven.
"I am certainly bored," stated John.
"Me too," Paul chimed as Peter stood and watched the animals.
"I know!" Peter began. "Why don't we have a Livestock show?"
Paul and John thought that the idea was great except for one small detail
that Paul pointed out. "Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call up
Satan and invite him to our livestock show. I mean, we have all of the
finest show stock here in heaven; all of the Champions from Houston,
Denver, Louisville, Kansas City, and all those state fair champions are here as
well. His barn is ridden with the spoiled, difficult and mean, untamed,
unshowable stock. We are certain to win at the show!"
And so the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication lines and
invited him to their 1st annual Livestock show. Satan laughed and asked why
they would want to be humiliated like that, because he would certainly
beat them.
Peter, Paul, and John did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter
asked. "We have all of the champions from all the majors, and all the state
fairs. We have the finest lambs, pigs, goats, and steers that ever walked
the earth. How could you possibly beat us?"
Satan paused a moment and then laughed. "Have you forgotten so soon
gentlemen? I have all the judges and the jocks!"
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