Marketing semen and embryos

We know that some of you have purchased semen tanks that has some old semen in them.  And we know that there are also people with some embryos that they would like to market.

We are considering starting a marketing service where semen and embryos can be listed (both Dairy and Beef).  We will have reasonable rates.

One advantage that we have is we can accept credit cards, Visa, MasterCard, Discover and American Express.

There would be no charge for listing and this would give an opportunity to reach other possible customers.

Let us know.

Composite Beef Cattle Registry  and  Composite Dairy Cattle Registry
www.compositebeef.com  or  www.dairycattleregistry.com

I don't know anything about embryo marketing, but I do watch lots of the embryo sales that take place online.

From what I have seen, you pretty much cannot overuse the term "Legendary".  Be sure to describe the donor as "Legendary". 

This lot of 3 embryos are mated to Monopoly out of the LEGENDARY 647BP81XQ47 Donor.

Throw in a "Moves like a cat" or "Yak haired" for some variation, but under no circumstances would I omit the term "Legendary".

I will be available for any additional consulting or advice that you may need.

Good Luck!

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That was intended to be funny......I guess I struck out.

Tallcool1

With such a Legendary, sly cat like thought, I may have to hire you as a consultant, but that could be a hairy situation!!!

cbcr said:

Tallcool1

With such a Legendary, sly cat like thought, I may have to hire you as a consultant, but that could be a hairy situation!!!

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Hairy...like "Yak Hairy", or more like "The Hairiest One That Has Ever Set Foot On The Place"?  In my mind, "Yak Haired" is more definitive than "The Hairiest One On The Place".  For all we know, all of the others on the place may have been slicked out.  There is just no room to misinterpret the term "Yak Haired"...although I must confess that I have never seen a Yak in person.

And another thing......what is it about the way a cat moves that would constitute the trait being desirable in a show calf?  We have a cat down in the show barn, and she can move pretty well.  Well enough to sneak up on a bird, or run down the occasional mouse anyway.  With that said, I am not sure that I have ever seen a calf that could move anything like that.  I know for a fact those type of cattle exist...because I have read it on the descriptions of countless club calves being sold online.  It has to be true if I read it on the internet.

FYI, I believe you have a great marketing idea.