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Offline farwest

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 06:26:14 PM »
We've given our cattle human drugs and products such as thorszine to calm them and melatonin for hair growth among tons of other hair products.   Would it be possible to help these poor guys out by maybe giving them ten times the human dose every day of say extenze or maybe even viagra in their feed trough.  Just my thoughts. (clapping)

Try it and name him Smiling Bob. RW
Or Ben Danner (lol) I'm sorry I don't even know the guy, but couldn't resist!
What if their wasn't a cow ready to go in the next four hours, or things didn't subside in four hours.   Now THAT would be a problem <hero> (lol) (clapping)

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 06:26:55 PM »
When I last talked to them, they insisted that the bull I had inquired about and had a question about from rumors, had been "thoroughly researched" and "found his sons had no variation of failure rate than any other bulls."  When pressed, they said they had heard the same thing, but had no intentions of pulling the bull from their catalog.

The problem: His sons had such short penis's that they were unable to breed heifers or cows.  No extention, no length. Seems to me THAT would be a problem.
 Poor guys"  I feel for his sons.

I should  buy a couple  canes of that bull and specialize in raising All Natural Gomer Bulls! (lol)

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2009, 06:35:56 PM »
At first glance I thought this thread was aimed at me! I mean I had a bull that was accused of this.  It was said he was going to have a problem breeding, but, he must have GROWN out of it. ;D

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2009, 06:44:02 PM »
Matters a lot, when you have a bull with about 30 cows, and you don't get 1 calf out of him. Kinda hurts the bottom line. For the record, he had a semen test of 92%.

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2009, 06:47:14 PM »
Matters a lot, when you have a bull with about 30 cows, and you don't get 1 calf out of him. Kinda hurts the bottom line. For the record, he had a semen test of 92%.
Oh wow!  Did the breeder at least replace the bull?  Not that that's enough!

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2009, 06:55:29 PM »


I should  buy a couple  canes of that bull and specialize in raising All Natural Gomer Bulls! (lol)

Tony
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2009, 07:28:34 PM »
Maybe they get embarassed on the washrack.

sorry guys hahahahahaha- made me laugh out loud   (lol)

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2009, 07:33:56 PM »
You all are too crazy! ;D

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2009, 08:19:26 PM »
They could have touched them with cold hands at the time of collection.
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2009, 08:37:24 PM »
Are you sure that he didn't have stagefight?  :o

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 08:51:02 PM »
Maybe they get embarassed on the washrack.

sorry guys hahahahahaha- made me laugh out loud   (lol)


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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 08:51:57 PM »
This is no joke... I leased a bull for a friend last year to another friend.  He'd been with the new females for almost 2 weeks when I got a phone call telling me that they had just watched the bull almost smash his own penis with his own front foot!  They were very concerned that he was going to hurt himself because he'd run it up between his front legs!!   :o   :o   :o   :o   :o   I think that he'd make "Smiling Bob" blush & he wasn't fed any enzyte.   (lol)  

              
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2009, 08:53:11 PM »
size matters.....
The livestock (show) industry is a tough one- if you've never had anything worth a damn you might as well go on the internet and rundown everybody you can.

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2009, 09:27:17 PM »
TJ- XXL

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2009, 12:32:07 AM »
Matters a lot, when you have a bull with about 30 cows, and you don't get 1 calf out of him. Kinda hurts the bottom line. For the record, he had a semen test of 92%.
Oh wow!  Did the breeder at least replace the bull?  Not that that's enough!

Tony

Yes, he replaced the value of the bull. Really not much else he could have done. By the time we figured the problem out it was too late in the breeding season for a replacement bull. One reason we still deal with the guy.

 

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