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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #60 on: March 26, 2009, 11:35:52 PM »
Sorry we hijacked the original thread but, you're right,  we all did need a good laugh!!   The original problem is a serious one and I, for one, hope this isn't a sign of things to come.   As we condense the gene pool we are getting some very, very good cattle but unfortunately its what we can't see that is causing us the problems.   As we've discussed in other threads--who knows what might be lurking in the current animals genetic makeup that we don't even know about yet.

If anyone get any more information about the "short subject" we've been discussing I would certainly like to hear about it!  Sorry, couldn't help it!
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #61 on: March 26, 2009, 11:44:33 PM »
No need to apologize,a good chuckle is needed. 
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #62 on: March 26, 2009, 11:58:25 PM »
 (lol)

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #63 on: March 27, 2009, 08:01:36 AM »
Penis spelled backward is sinep.....could this be significant?
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #64 on: March 27, 2009, 08:20:57 AM »
I would like to say thank you for the thought provoking clean laughs. I needed that. Frosty
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #65 on: March 27, 2009, 04:32:31 PM »
Guys and Gals -- I must tell you -- that this thread brigns a whole new meaning to the words --

Reproductive Physiology

I can just see my old professor (Who I never met as I did everything off campus) -- he would have stood there with this WOODEN look on his face, oh heck -- I better not go there!

All in all though, this most likely is a VERY serious subject out there in the real pastures of cattle production. There certainly are enough reasons we have open cows as it is, let alone producing and propogating (Hopefully) cattle with -- shall we say -- SHORT comings!

This is a real LOADED GUN topic!

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #66 on: March 27, 2009, 04:34:48 PM »
Yeah I think the Pistol has Popped on this suject for sure !
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #67 on: March 27, 2009, 04:47:24 PM »
Hey shortdawg -- just for the heck of it, if it were ME, I just might have used an alternative username to post on this topic!! Not that there's anything wrong with your normal one, but there ARE folks who may take advantage of the implications!! hehehehe

See ya pard!

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #68 on: March 27, 2009, 05:00:31 PM »
I didn't realize until last fall that they used steers to excite bulls that are being collected.  We took a bull up to REI in Stillwater and noticed a lot of steers tied up.  I had to ask the stupid question of what are they here for?  Once they explained it to me and told me some of those steers were around 10 years old.  I came up with my new nominee for worst job in the animal world.  If I were a steer I think I'd truly rather just end up in the food chain.

They turned our bull in with one while we were there and sure enough he went right to town on him.

That trip has inspired many jokes in the family and threats to misbehaving show steers.

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #69 on: March 27, 2009, 05:21:33 PM »
when you arent watching the donkey tied to the calf you are trying to break.... you know what happens..... :o
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2009, 10:01:42 PM »
Good one Cowboy - I may get a little short on this subject since I'm kind of all dawged out now.
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2010, 11:07:13 PM »
BUMP for a Classic Thread!

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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2010, 11:21:31 PM »
Penis spelled backward is sinep.....could this be significant?

could be if it's synapse misspelled.
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #73 on: January 22, 2010, 12:09:50 AM »
Still a classic thread!!!  Ha, HA!!
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Re: Short Penis (i am talking about bulls) Head out of the gutter
« Reply #74 on: January 22, 2010, 07:28:56 AM »

Try it and name him Smiling Bob. RW
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RW, did you know you named one of the most popular bulls in Denver 2010?

 

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