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  1. Shady Lane

    Blonde Joke

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.       In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the...
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    blocked teets

    Also try massaging with warm water, seems to help soften the blockage, I've used the instruments described above. We always just called them "Milk Needles" and they do work, but you still have to be able to get the teat open and get them in without dammaging anything. As allready sugested, get...
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    Hellicopter Cowboys

    Check this video out. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12408888
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    yellow fat?

    Yes yellow fat is commonly attributed to aged cattle, but that is not the only cause. As mentioned diet plays a role in the fat cover and colour, yellow fat can also be caused by a corn based diet. I believe it's the Beta Carotine in the corn that causes the fat to be tinted yellow.
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    Blonde Joke

    Blonde at the Super Bowl Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!   A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked...
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    Proud dad (pictures) One year later

    Looks great! Congratulations! I especially love your kids Spiderman boots! <rock>
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    Canada Shorthorn People.

    I'm not really sure how this thread turned into an optimal frame size debate? But there was an interesting article published in the American Angus Journal a while ago on this exact subgect. Here is a link. http://www.angusjournal.com/articlePDF/finishweightsaffect.pdf
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    Blonde Joke

          A  cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote  mountainous pasture in  Alberta  when  suddenly a brand-new  BMW  advanced toward him out of a cloud of  dust...     The  driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,RayBan  sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window...
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    Coyote excitement!

    Definitely!   That 'yote might have choked to death on one of them! What a way to go! (lol)
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    Ringing in Duramax diesel with Allison

    I would check the clamps on your intercooler boots as well as the hoses for a small pinhole. Does the noise come when it is under higher turbo boost? (IE accelerating etc?) If so it could be compressed air escaping somewhere from the turbo/intercooler setup.
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    Blonde Joke

    Linguists have discovered a new language spoken by a remote tribe in India that's understood by only 1,000 people. It's called "tech support."
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    Ringing in Duramax diesel with Allison

    Are you only getting 11-12 mpg empty? Unloaded miles?
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    Market on bred heifers

    That's great news Dan! Who was the consignor?
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    Blonde Joke

    After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes..... He said " No hablo Ingles". ;D
  15. Shady Lane

    dandruff

    I have to agree with the vinegar, I have always had luck with dilluting a little vinegar in a bucket of water and pouring over your calf, scrub in and then rinse out with fresh water. Seems to get rid of dandruff easily. Don't use too much vinegar or leave on too long or it will  bleach the hair.
  16. Shady Lane

    Skidsteers/Bobcats

    Bawndoh, I'm an Ag machinery salesman by trade and I have sold a lot of different makes and models of equipment of all descriptions. As for your question about skid steers, they are a wonderful invention and a very handy machine. I have owned and operated several different models over the...
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    fence posts

    How far do you to dig them in your area?
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    fence posts

    Do you pound thos eposts in or do you dig them in?
  19. Shady Lane

    Clipping unbroke calves

    I've clipped hundreds of sale cattle that obviously aren't halterbroke. 2 year old bulls can be a treat!  ::) The best chutes for this job that I have seen have an auto catch head gate and gates that swing open on either side, sort of like a giant and ultra heavy duty blocking chute. A decent...
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    Chinese Beef and Pork Contaminated with Steroids

    Were there not  legal actions taken against steer jocks 10 years ago or so regarding Clenbuterol use in show steers? I seem to remember reading something about that.
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