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Happy B-day Zach.  What do you give a Donkey for their Bday?  A carrot? A Hee-Haww?

In my case, "Ask the Jockey, I just sign the check and drive the trailer".

How about a big yellow caution sign with a big butt steer in the middle.  With words the say "Caution Champion Ahead". 

How about a Jackpot show in her name.  It can be in her home state or a more steerplanet centralize location.  As I understood,She always loved to meet fellow Steer Planeteers at shows.  I bet she would love if every year, Steer Planeteers would meet and revive her spirit and joy.  She loved...

Go with it.  Glad it works for you.  I wished I could find a cookie cutter of that calf.  Take some cookies with black frosting to take to the shows.  That butt would draw them in.  Its "hyptnotizing".  There you go.  Theres  another shirt.  "Its Hypnotizing", with a red and white 60ish round...

Steer Jock Butts drive me nuts.  The put some WW (wrangler) brands on the steer.

Roy Rogers Prayer Lord, I reckon I'm not much just by myself, I fail to do a lot of things I ought to do. But Lord, when trails are steep and passes high, Help me ride it straight the whole way through. And when in the falling dusk I get that final call, I do not care how many flowers they...

Have you seen the latest Rasmussen and Gallup poll numbers.  Obama's approval rating has fallen below Bush's rating after 40 days in office.  His popularity is tanking fast.  He going to apease the people to get his ratings up.  He wants to look and feel like them so they feel in touch with...

Awesome results.  Been using it on show steers for years.  I have used both showflexx and Explosion from Sunglo.  Explosion fed for 40 days give me the best results.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing  that the little boy is in there already...

Now thats Funny.  Love jokes on Friday.  Makes the water hole much more fun.  Brewster the Rooster.....

John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful...

During these tense moments of crisis, we all could use a little humor. >> This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy >> journal: >> >> I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to >> make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, >> in his office, Andy showed me a...

> > THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN  > > BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT, it is > > POLITICALLY CORRECT!!.......and so timely!  > > > > While walking down the street one day a US senator is > > tragically hit by a truck and dies.  > > > > His soul arrives in heaven and is met...

> Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota > > All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some...

I thought he was the "Mesiah".  He has spent more money in his first 30 days in office than what the US govt. spent on Iraq + Afganistan + Hurricane Katrina.  Next week he is pushing for another spending bill of 410  Billion .  In the $410 Billion there are more than 9000 earmark (Pork Barrel...

Dairy cows head for slaughter as milk prices sour By TRACIE CONE – Feb 16, 2009 TURLOCK, Calif. (AP) — Hundreds of thousands of America's dairy cows are being turned into hamburgers because milk prices have dropped so low that farmers can no longer afford to feed the animals. Dairy farmers...

KLA: Dairy Buyout Not Included In House Stimulus Package Neither the stimulus package passed by the full U.S. House or the version under consideration in the U.S. Senate contains a government-funded dairy buyout program. Contrary to earlier reports, the National Milk Producers Federation...

Will a dairy buyout happen? By Drovers news staff  |  Wednesday, February 04, 2009 Beef producers were concerned last week when news items suggested Congress was considering a 300,000-head dairy buyout as part of the economic stimulus package. The industry might have overreacted though, as...

I will try to find the link for you guys.  The section in the bail out for dairys was supported by 34 senators.  It is not the bail out as you think of it.  The goverment is going to buy only dairy products as in dry milk, cheese, butter.  It is not going to remove cows out of production.  The...