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I bought this new herd stud off the internet sight unseen from the land down under. ;) ;)

As some of you know I love to fire up the old saucer and take a trip to some far off place. So I got the reactor to maximum power and headed to the Holy Lands. The only problem is any earthling with a video camera can start mass panic when they throw up pictures of my ride on YouTube! It even...

I just read this sad story and thought I would share it with all you Planeteers. It just goes to show you that we should always take care not to forget that these cattle we show can cause us harm. Boy Dies After Dragged by Own Cow at Alaska Fair A 9-year-old Alaska boy has died after he was...

OK, I finally wore out the old Powerbook G4 laptop I bought in 2003. So I decided to get in the saucer and pick up (abduct) a new MacBook Pro. I downsized to a 13" screen model so it won't take up much room on the command console of the saucer. It is also light enough to balance on one tentacle...

As you may recall this lovable alien traveled to Double R Ranch, Hill City, Kansas and purchased two Braunvieh cows. Well we had our first calf this morning which is out of their impressive bull, Oz. This little bull calf weighed 87 lbs, and has picked up the name Tinman. He was born about 8:30...

Congrats to Simmymom1! I will some how try to live up to the expectations you have thrust upon me by choosing this avatar. (dog)

The final entries were submitted by: Alien Gangster Boy - Justme KK Gone Hog Wild - Red B.O.B. - Show Mom Bat Dog - Simmymom1 I'm Too Sexy - Zach

OK Planeteers! With Reds blessing there will be a contest to see what my new avatar will be.  I have decided to have the deadline for entries on Wednesday at 10:10:10 pm (just a random time). That way those at FT Worth can get in on the action too. The semi official rules are below. Limit one...

I am looking at acquiring some embryos / semen from the following bull and wonder what the experts (& wise guys) on the Planet thought: Thanks in advance.

I know some of you (Zach) are getting tired of this stuff but I couldn't resist one last jab before it's all over. ------------------------------------------------- Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it. Joe drives to Obama's house, which...

Zach I got this photo and thought of you right off! ;) :D ;) Happy Halloween! <alien>

I received the following in an email and it was credited to David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D., Professor of Economics, University of Georgia: Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something...

On my way into a restaurant for lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed. Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie. Again I laughed--just imagine the coincidence. When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and...

The following transcript is of a press conference held at 0800 GMT on Saturday, October 11, 2008 in a secret location in the Nevada desert: (A roughly dressed, ruggedly handsome man of above average height, approaches the podium with a swagger in his step, wearing an alien mask and hat.) SD...

Press Release for October 10, 2008: Today begins the start of the circus! Simmymom1 has come forth as the well meaning but loosed lipped Planeteer who tipped off the media about my little announcement. Though I hold no grudge (did reach for the plasma rifle first but cooler heads prevailed)...

The following is a transcript of the prepared statement issued to the public: After posting my picture on the Planet last month there has been growing speculation as to my true identity. The speculation has caught many innocent people by surprise. Which in turn has increased the pressure on me...

Well KJLS was a great time. I was there in my father disguise this past weekend. I was sporting my special hat given to me by Gidget and Cathy. Jill had a close encounter when a loose heifer was corralled by the nicest guy ever! ;D (Didn't realize it was you until I was on the way home. Next...

Let us not forget those who lost their lives on this day in 2001. Or their families. We need to remember our fellow Americans who have and are serving in the military. Especially those who gave their lives for our freedom and their families too! God has blessed us all and may God continue to...

Thank you, but there just wasn't enough interest.

Spun up the saucer for a visit to Jr Nationals in KC. Here is my take on what I saw and did. Had a close encounter with Red and Justme. Great people! Red is exactly what I expected. A great wonderful person. And a real funny lady. Make that very funny! ;D Red you will always be welcome on my...