cowz
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A friend (who lives in Tennessee) sent me this recipe. We probably wont be visiting for Christmas..haha!
GEORGE DICKLE CHRISTMAS COOKIES
Ingredients:
2 cups of flour
1 cup of water
1 cup lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
4 large eggs
1 cup of sugar
1 cup nuts
1 tsp salt
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup of brown sugar
1 bottle GEORGE DICKLE'S Whiskey
Sample the George Dickle to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the George Dickle again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer....Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the George Dickle is still OK, try another cup...Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the George Dickle to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who gives a sheet. Check the George Dickle.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the George
Yickle and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Chrerry Mistmas!
GEORGE DICKLE CHRISTMAS COOKIES
Ingredients:
2 cups of flour
1 cup of water
1 cup lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
4 large eggs
1 cup of sugar
1 cup nuts
1 tsp salt
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup of brown sugar
1 bottle GEORGE DICKLE'S Whiskey
Sample the George Dickle to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the George Dickle again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer....Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the George Dickle is still OK, try another cup...Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the George Dickle to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who gives a sheet. Check the George Dickle.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the George
Yickle and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Chrerry Mistmas!
