linnettejane
Well-known member
this was an email i just got...and just to set the record straight...im republican.... 
Why I'm Voting Democrat.
1. I'm voting Democrat because an inexperienced US
Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.
2. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the
government will do a better job of spending the
money I earn than I would.
3. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or
four elitist liberals need to rewrite the
Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to
suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.
5. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a
stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it
for me.
6. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is
fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the employees (after taxes).
8. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned
about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as
we keep all death row inmates alive.
9. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
churches should only be allowed for political
speeches.
10. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want Doctors
who were at the top of their classes to operate on
me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a
year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an
engineer doing my surgery.
11. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill
for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS
country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple
of polar bears now would we?
12. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of
Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they're doing because they now think we're good
people.
13. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when
the terrorists don't have to hide from us over
there, when they come over here I don't want to have
any guns in the house to fight them off with.
14. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want to eat
poison food and drink infected water. We all know
Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the
most left wing country in the world ( China ) is the
most polluted?)
15. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
16. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that
I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry
my TV.
17. I'm voting Democrat because I REALLY believe
there is no bias in the media.
Why I'm Voting Democrat.
1. I'm voting Democrat because an inexperienced US
Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.
2. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the
government will do a better job of spending the
money I earn than I would.
3. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or
four elitist liberals need to rewrite the
Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to
suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.
5. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a
stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it
for me.
6. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is
fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the employees (after taxes).
8. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned
about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as
we keep all death row inmates alive.
9. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
churches should only be allowed for political
speeches.
10. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want Doctors
who were at the top of their classes to operate on
me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a
year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an
engineer doing my surgery.
11. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill
for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS
country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple
of polar bears now would we?
12. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of
Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they're doing because they now think we're good
people.
13. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when
the terrorists don't have to hide from us over
there, when they come over here I don't want to have
any guns in the house to fight them off with.
14. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want to eat
poison food and drink infected water. We all know
Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the
most left wing country in the world ( China ) is the
most polluted?)
15. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
16. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that
I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry
my TV.
17. I'm voting Democrat because I REALLY believe
there is no bias in the media.