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The Big Show / Re: Shorthorn Sires
« on: July 14, 2009, 09:48:45 AM »



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The Big Show / Re: one party rule
« on: May 02, 2009, 10:05:13 AM »
Just remember folks, it's gonna take allota muslims to bleed rivers of blood in the Armageddon Valley. The Messianic Jews will prevail.

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The Big Show / Re: What can wash away my sins? (n/c)
« on: April 18, 2009, 09:41:24 AM »
There IS one unforgivable sin, know what it is?!?!?


Answer; Hebrews 10:26-27!


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The Big Show / Re: In the mind of a 6 year old farm boy
« on: April 16, 2009, 03:22:53 PM »
Reverse osmosis steer milker, guarantied to get the TH out? Patent pending.

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The Big Show / Re: Me dumb ??
« on: April 13, 2009, 10:40:36 AM »
                       (clapping)  Atta boy award to Cowboy Terry!    <cowboy>


Isn't it great we have a site where we can "show off" without gett'in blasted by the masses!

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                                                                        (clapping)  Steerplanet.com (clapping)
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The Big Show / Re: GAY MARRIAGE IN IOWA
« on: April 12, 2009, 01:43:22 PM »
"He (God) gave them over to their depraved mind."

                 

                           Utt-Oh!              Depravity:A wicked, debased, or perverse act of moral corruption.


That covers a lot of ground, guess we're right back full circle to the battle of Good vs. evil!

Better not be ly'in about those birth weights!

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The Big Show / Re: Happy easter everyone.
« on: April 12, 2009, 12:35:38 PM »
Even more significant than His birth, is the death and Resurrection of Jesus Christ our Lord! Hallelujah! ! !

The question has been brought up by advanced theologians. "Did Christ die for all sinners, or just the elect?" I say, " His death, Blood, and Resurrection to Life conquered (ALL) sin. Even those eternally lost, including satin. (ALL) hale the Omnipotent Power of Jesus' name!" There'll be no more cursing after Final Judgment, only True Belief in the Souvern Trinity. Which side of the Great Gulf will you Worship Him from? ? ? Face to face, or the side He turned His back to?

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The Big Show / Re: hydro mutation identified
« on: April 10, 2009, 09:18:26 AM »
So, what are the chances of isolating the gene/deletion of "the other" hydro? Especially if it turns out, and probably is, an incomplete penetrate?

Maybe like looking for a needle in 3 Brazilian hay stacks.

Obama was found the other day in the oval office crying! When asked by an aid, what was the matter? He said " I just heard 10 Brazilian citizens  lost their lives in an earth quake! Just how many is a Brazilian?" 

Did you'all know Obama's name isn't in spell-check? Of course, mine isn't either!

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The Big Show / Re: Good guys,bad guys,cowboys and indians.
« on: April 05, 2009, 01:34:33 PM »
Who is "they"? And why are "they" conspiring against "us"?

Why do I understand every word of Knabe's? And LinnettJane's silly surveys, but I don't have enough cash for a cup of coffee?

Why do my friend's wives like me?

Why are youngsters bad?

Why aren't automobiles traded on the board of trade?l

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The Big Show / Re: Good guys,bad guys,cowboys and indians.
« on: April 05, 2009, 12:15:32 PM »
 ???Why are Texas girls tall and skinny, and only corn fed from the naval to the shoulder/ :o

Why when we were kids, jumping off the hay stack, did we yell GERONIMO?

Why are nice guys single, and nice girls in abusive relationships?

Why does a cow poop as soon as she gets into the barn, and a horse as soon as he is loaded on the trailer?

Why can't a dog catch a squirrel, yet you see them dead on the street all the time?

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The Big Show / Re: Trying times
« on: April 04, 2009, 10:05:12 AM »
AJ, did you see P-F's post on tea parties? 12 values and 9 principles kinda goes along with the 7 virtues and 7 deadly sins. None of which are Biblical, but morally right just the same. Speaking in generalities here: I'm concerned for my right to keep your hand out of my pants, and that goes for you wife's hand too. A story was told of a guy who had relations with his horse. The fella was hanker'in towards marriage, but the horse had different ideas. Seems in order for the relations to occur, the mare had to be haltered and tied in her stall.

Please take these comments with a grain of salt! And read between the lines!

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The Big Show / Re: Funny for the day!! ( Not cattle related)
« on: April 04, 2009, 09:24:47 AM »
In Knabe's context; it is sad that above average minds must compensate for the lower standards set by the below average, therefore increasing the differential between hyper challenged and hyper gifted. Oh, and by the way, education has nothing to do with this phenomena.

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The Big Show / Re: Funny for the day!! ( Not cattle related)
« on: April 03, 2009, 12:48:20 PM »

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only great minds can read

this

This is weird, but

interesting!

That explains it! Children ARE smarter now days!

 

 

 

 

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The Big Show / Re: Funny for the day!! ( Not cattle related)
« on: April 03, 2009, 12:43:37 PM »
Ya no lettnajne, Iben wrroin aoubt selpcek, anonw I's wnot wrroy anmyroe! ehe, eeh.

                                                               <cowboy>

                                                                       (:))

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The Big Show / Re: Trying times
« on: April 03, 2009, 12:24:01 PM »
So, I wonder, is there gender bias in a same sex divorce? And I wonder what the divorce rate is in same sex marriages? 75%? Same as mixed sex marrages? I wonder, I wonder, I wonder????? Or shall humanity just through out all Divine authority and dive in head first into the new Sodom and Gomorrah?

 From where I stand I believe I can see the end!

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