10 reasons Cow Fitters make better Lovers

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justme

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I've had the request for this shirt.  Ok ladies and Gentlemen.....let the games begin.  Give me your best answers that are CLEAN!!!!

Please don't give Red a heartattack and put nasty things on it.  If I get good reasons, I'll add the shirt to my lineup!
 

sjcattleco

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justme said:
I've had the request for this shirt.  Ok ladies and Gentlemen.....let the games begin.  Give me your best answers that are CLEAN!!!!

Please don't give Red a heartattack and put nasty things on it.  If I get good reasons, I'll add the shirt to my lineup!

If our addition is used do we get a free shirt?
 

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Here you go not steer jock but might work!!

Some Things I Learned on the Farm

Don’t name a calf you plan to eat.
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks, lawyers, and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Mortgaging a future crop is like saddling a wobbly colt.
A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won’t stay milked.
Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
Meanness don’t happen overnight.
To know how country folks are doing look at their barns, not their houses.
Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal; it just ain’t helpful.
Teachers, bankers and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don’t sell your mule, buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don’t eat.
Don’t corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming, of course, that you want to catch flies.
Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don’t go hunting with a fellow named Chug-a-Lug.
You can’t unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached
 

red

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Geesh, now I'm getting all the not so clean ones sent to me!
Love the idea! We'll have to brainstorm on this one!
Good going ShowHef!

Red
 

red

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They know their way around legs.
you don't have to shave as much because they like leg hair. ( Yes, that's sick one!)
They're good at giving bubble baths.

Red
 

shorthorns r us

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if i remember the original correctly, there was a version of that first one.  had to do with boning the legs.

i had that shirt.  my mom still has a bunch of my old clothes from 15 years ago -- major pack rat -- so i will ask her to look.

as i recall she hated that shirt and i had to go home from high school to change out of it once.



red said:
They know their way around legs.
you don't have to shave as much because they like leg hair. ( Yes, that's sick one!)
They're good at giving bubble baths.

Red
 

red

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LOL, that sounds like me! Remember the cowboy naked shirts? Everything was do this naked or something like that.

Red
 

ELBEE

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They don't mind having a little hair in their mouth!

From the head that is!

And for the Cowboy logic. "Sometimes a genious can't find the goat in a sheep herd."
 

justme

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Red's in the lead so far!  I know SJ had one but we don't want to give the moderators a heart attack!!!  Let's be original and not copy someone elses shirts though... (clapping)
 

justme

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Been suggested we make it Make better boy/girl friends  that may make it "friendlier" and easier for us
 

red

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Plus it won't be a rip-off of the other one.

How about these:
They always have hair care products on hand
They are great at clipping hair
When they're out all night, they're usually in a barn
You always have someplace to go on the weekends. A show, a sale, getting ready for the next show..
They spend their time on-line at www.steerplanet.com

(clapping)

Red
 

brahmergirl

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How about:

They're the biggest tease ever!

No matter where you are, they always make sure you look your best!

They can tame the wildest...of curls!

They love to run their fingers through your hair!

I don't know, just trying to help out!


 

red

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cute!!! (cow)

Has your rain stopped? We're to get some, it's looking dark.

Red
 

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WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST HAIR CARE PRODUCTS AND WE DON'T MIND A LITTLE FAT. WE LIKE CONDITIONING. 
I DON'T KNOW ANY GUT BUSTERS OR SIDE SPLITTERS  (cow)
 

Show Heifer

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Who's idea was this anyway??? ;D You nailed me Red!!!

The shirt was halarious!! Hope Short R Us can find theirs.

How about (and these are not on the orginal shirt!) : Their lame excuses are usually true.
                                                                                      They don't mind a bit of jiggle.
                                                                                      They truely appreciate a nice hair do.
                                                                                      Sometimes they listen to another opinion.
                                                                                      Size doesn't matter as much as quality.

Hope these care clean enough!!!! (clapping) (clapping)
 

red

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ShowHef, send Stick a message. He was worried about you! I told him you've been here all along.

Is it OK to go w/ 10 reasons why a cattle fitter makes a better boyfriend/girlfriend?

Red
 

Show Heifer

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I don't see why it couldn't be done with girlfriend/boyfriend......each of different shirt, each with their own reasons....cool idea!! (clapping)

 

DA

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Because they know how to have a good time. Some of the best an worst people are meet at shows. Plus they always look good, weather there fitting all day or at a sale.  And there cattle are there kids. You don't have to worry about if there out because there in the barn. There's always shows and sale to go to on a dates.
 
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