A Couple Beers

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Dusty

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A couple of beers......



A professor stood before his Philosophy 101 class and had some items

in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a

very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.



So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them

Into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into

the open spaces between the golf balls. He then asked the students

again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.



The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of

course, the sand filled up everything else. He then asked once more

if the jar was full. The students agreed with a unanimous --yes!



The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table

and proceeded to pour the entire contents into the jar effectively

filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.



“Now," the professor said, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to

recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the

important things --God, your family, your partner, your health, your

children, your friends, your favorite passions --things that if

everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."



The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your

house, your car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff! "



If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no

room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for your life. If

you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will

never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. Play another 18

holes. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house,

give a dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the golf

balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities.

The rest is just sand."



One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer

represented.



The professor smiled.



I’m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how

full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of

beers!!!!"
 

RSC

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Dusty said:
A couple of beers......



A professor stood before his Philosophy 101 class and had some items

in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a

very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.



So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them

Into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into

the open spaces between the golf balls. He then asked the students

again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.



The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of

course, the sand filled up everything else. He then asked once more

if the jar was full. The students agreed with a unanimous --yes!



The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table

and proceeded to pour the entire contents into the jar effectively

filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.



“Now," the professor said, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to

recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the

important things --God, your family, your partner, your health, your

children, your friends, your favorite passions --things that if

everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."



The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your

house, your car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff! "



If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no

room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for your life. If

you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will

never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. Play another 18

holes. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house,

give a dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the golf

balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities.

The rest is just sand."



One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer

represented.



The professor smiled.



I’m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how

full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of

beers!!!!"
  Here, Here! "SAM, you set em up, and I'll Knock em back"  (clapping)

RSC
 

jason

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too bad today if a professor said that they would probably have the ACLU breathing down their neck especially if received any state funds
 

jason

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ROMAX said:
I always got time for a couple of beers,cheers to all on steer planet.

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linnettejane

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ok boys...im going to crash your thread...how bout this one?

(email)

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. 
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. 



 

jason

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;D, this is true. 


linnettejane said:
ok boys...im going to crash your thread...how bout this one?

(email)

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.   
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.   
 
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