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Mad Wife Disease       
>
> A guy  was sitting quietly reading his paper when
> his wife walked up behind
> him and  whacked him on the head with a  magazine. 
>               
>
> 'What was that for?' he asked.               
>
> 'That  was for the piece of paper in your pants
> pocket with the name Laura
> Lou written  on it,' she replied. 
>
> 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou
> was the name of one of 
> the horses I bet on,' he explained. 
>
> 'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said.  'I should have
> known there was a  good 
> explanation.'                                     
>               
>
> Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV
> when she walked up and 
> hit him in the head again, this time with the iron
> skillet, which knocked him 
> out cold.                       
> When  he came to, he asked, ‘what was that for?' 
>       
>
> She  replied, 'Your horse called.'   
;D
 
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