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BUBBA'S SUIN'

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That' s right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin'... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?

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My golly THAT is funny!!! I will be seeing a lawyer soon, maybe I will ask!!! ;)
 

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Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go
to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm
going crazy."
"Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the
psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you
ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all
that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He
told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now."
    Who says rednecks are stupid?

 

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