Im heading out for a few days...I hope all of you have a wonderful weekend...one parting comment:
>> Subject: Positive outlook
>> HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
>> 1. Open a new file in your computer.
>> 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
>> 3. Send it to the trash.
>> 4. Empty the trash.
>> 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary
>> Rodham Clinton?"
>> 6. Firmly Click "Yes."
>> 7. Feel better.
>> PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi
more evidence that socialism needs capitalism to pay it's bills. san francisco used to be a city with diversity. today, it's pretty homogeneous, and filled with hate for anyone who is different. kind of a different twist on xenophobia.
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring
a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these his eyes
grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth
control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are
BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in
these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes,
dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix
it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks... and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."