Cold 'nuff fer ya?

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Well-known member
Jan 26, 2007
Winter Temperatures

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Colorado plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Denver sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Colorado drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.

The water in Golden gets thicker. Think beer.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Colorado throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold.

People in Miami all die.

Denverites close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico

People in Colorado get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Denverites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)

People in Colorado start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.

Denver public schools will open 2 hours late.
:eek: ;D :p


Well-known member
Jan 29, 2007
And in New York City (never to be confused with Western New York or Buffalo) if it is raining or snowing the New Yorkers have their umbrellas out and up. Picture an umbrella in a blizzard with 50 mph winds - a scene to behold...good story ShowStopper!  (cow) DL


Well-known member
Jan 20, 2007
LaRue, Ohio
That one was good Showstopper!
I also have to laugh at when the schools have their "extra" snow days, they cancell at a drop of a hat. But when they've used them up it takes a blizzard to close school.
also funny the white death predicitions from the weatherpeople & then you get a dusting.
Red -1 in Ohio

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