ShowStopper
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- Jan 26, 2007
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Winter Temperatures
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Colorado plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Denver sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Colorado drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Golden gets thicker. Think beer.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Colorado throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Denverites close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Colorado get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Denverites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Colorado start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Denver public schools will open 2 hours late.
;D
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Colorado plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Denver sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Colorado drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Golden gets thicker. Think beer.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Colorado throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Denverites close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Colorado get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Denverites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Colorado start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Denver public schools will open 2 hours late.
;D 
