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Well-known member
Jan 20, 2007
LaRue, Ohio
Teacher Arrested

NEW YORK: A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons
of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x ' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the
Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say: 'There are three sides to every

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us
more fingers and toes."



Well-known member
Jan 10, 2007
Remember that in many communist countries a good education was considered Dangerous!!  Good One!    Remember when Bush said something wasn't "Rocket Surgery"? (lol)