red, pull this if it's too graphic. i have two stories, one tragic, the other funny regarding this.
In AI class we were learning to collect bulls, and one of the over eager students wanted to hold the artificial vagina and collect the bull. as the bull, who hadn't been collected for proabably 6 months, mounted the cow, for some reason, the student got a little too far forward, and pointed the end of the falcon tube towards himself. the bull filled the falcon tube and blew it off all over the student. we all just rolled on the ground and laughed so hard.
another story, was the reproductive physiologist was working the chutes collecting bulls for the upcoming bull sale at school. we were using a big pipe to stop the bulls from backing up in the alley. anyway, somehow, the teacher got behind somehow, and a bull backed up before he could get the pipe all the way across, the pipe whacked him in the forhead. he had some sort of paralysis injuries and was out of teaching for two or so years.
just a reminder that cattle are funny and dangerous.