Funny Blonde Joke(Took Reds advice)

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txshowlamb

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I took Red's advise to try and laugh at least once a day I found this got me to laugh
Telegram to a blonde:

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving for another ranch to check on the possibility of buying a bull, the brunette tells her sister, When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, It's just 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, I want you to send her the word comfortable. The operator shakes his head. How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable? The brunette explains, My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it real slow. ( com-for-da-bull )!
 

red

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good job Txshowlamb! Doesn't it make you feel a little better by just laughing.  (lol)  (clapping)

Also another hint, hug your pets & even the cows. Nothing beats the true devotion & love from an animal.

Red
 

txshowlamb

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Thanks it sure did make some good to have a laugh believe me my pets are helping me through the way all of your guys help is appreciated and words cant even tell you how thankful Iam especiall justamom honestly your not just a mom to me you a hero  (clapping)
 

doubled

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Good joke, thanks for the nice words, you are one great gal. (clapping)
 
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