Doc
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I had someone send this in an e-mail to me ,thought it was pretty funny!!!
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sex'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation when writing.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. With a serious face, Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
'Rock Bottom'.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19 Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (my favorite).
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.... ...Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called Therapy!!!!
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sex'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation when writing.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. With a serious face, Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
'Rock Bottom'.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19 Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (my favorite).
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.... ...Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called Therapy!!!!
...thanks jbarl
