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justme

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When you start thinking you job stinks...just remember you could have this guys job!
 

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justme

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I have no idea...but sleeving a couple cows seems like a piece of cake compared to that! (cow)
 

SouthWest

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I was told that he was preg checking.  With an elephant, an arm just won't do.  Talk about holding your breath.
 

CAB

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  Thought that I'd pass one on. Brent


Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for
>>$100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The
>>next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news,
>>the donkey died.'
>>
>>Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
>>
>>The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
>>
>>Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
>>
>>The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
>>
>>Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
>>
>>The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
>>
>>Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead.'
>>
>>A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened
>>with that dead
>>donkey?'
>>
>>Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
>>piece and made a profit of
>>$898.00.'
>>
>>The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
>>
>>Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back.'
>>
>>Chuck now works for the government.

 

red

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heard this one from the therapy room:

If you go to the bathroom an American & you come out as an American, what are you in between?

European ( you're a peeing!)

Sorry, it was a crowd that laughed at anything!  (lol)
 
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