Funny from a five year old farm kid

[Will]

We were setting at dinner last night when our 5 year old informed us his teacher at school stuck, long bred and going to calve right after school was out.  My wife about died and I could not keep from laughing.  I did tell him not to use that terminology in front of his teacher.  I think he has been in the barn lot to long, at to early of an age.

 

[shorthorns r us]

the first day in his new SS class last fall, my 5 YO gave a lesson to the whole class on AI.  sure glad that SS teacher was raised on a farm.  some of the other parents weren't so appreciative.

 

[fluffer]

While camping with some other boys my husbands nephew gathered the boys in a tent and was telling them about "human reproduction" (a parent overheard the conversation) the problem was his idea of "human reproduction" was more like bovine reproduction.  The parents got a pretty good laugh over what he was telling the other little boys. 

 

[daydreamingacres]

My daughter is 2 and she must have seen me preg check a cow...we all do it and just dont think about it...well later on we wentin the house and she grabbed a plastic bag and was walking around the house chasing after the dog trying to "check Kayla Ann for babies!!!" we all laughed and every so often she does it... needless to say when they see a bag the dogs run!
(dog) (dog) (dog) (dog) (dog) (dog)

 

[P-F]

My boys do the same thing, However they are trying to breed the dog

 

[knabe]

my family was baptist and lived in the city, so we learned about reproduction from tarzan.

 

[RSC]

My oldest son is in 3rd grade, he wrote a poem about cattle and how we butcher and eat what we raise.  In his poem he wrote that his favorite part of Beef
to eat was Mountian Oysters.  At teachers conferences his teacher was telling me: after he read the poem the class was quizing him on what Mountian Oysters
were.  He than gave the class a demonstration on the parts of a Bull.  LOL, Mom was impressed!

RSC

 

[red]

when hubby was young, he took some cow's eyeballs for show & tell. I guess he left them on the bus afterwards! Can you imagine that poor bus driver!!!

He also said his mom packed tongue sandwiches for them for lunch. Bet he was never asked to trade!

Red  (clapping) (lol)