Having a bad day???

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Dusty

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When you have an  I Hate My Job Day,



Try this:   

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'



HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS  ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE  ASS

THAN YOURS!

 

oakview

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May 29, 2008
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Made my day better already!  I do enjoy the "light side" of things on this site, good discussion, and information.  I don't enjoy it when people complain too much about something (unless they test rectal thermometers).
 

Davis Shorthorns

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and to think I almost quit my job as a turkey sire collector today because of the add in the newspaper for Johnson and Johnson.  ;)            (lol)
 
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