JoeDirt
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There was a young girl. She asked her mom if she could take her show heifer for a walk around the block.
Her mom said, "No, honey. Your heifer is in heat."
"Please mommy?"
"No honey." Seeing the disappointment on her daughter's face, mom finally relented and said: "OH WELL! Go ask your father."
So off she went to ask her father: "Daddy, mommy said to come ask you if I can take my show heifer for a walk around the block and I was supposed to tell you that she is in heat too."
"No, honey," the dad said. Thinking twice, he said, "Go halter up your heifer and bring her here."
So off the little girl went, haltered up her heifer and brought it back to dad.
Dad poured gas on a rag and wiped it on the heifer's butt to disguise the smell of heat on the heifer.
Finally Dad said, "Only one lap around the block and don't let Old Man Jones's bull get around her. Old Man Jones's bull used to get out all the time where they came from."
So off she went and came back to daddy with only the halter.
Dad said, "Where is BETSY?!"
The little girl said, "Halfway around the block Betsy ran out of gas and Old Mans Jones's bull is pushing her home!!!!"
Her mom said, "No, honey. Your heifer is in heat."
"Please mommy?"
"No honey." Seeing the disappointment on her daughter's face, mom finally relented and said: "OH WELL! Go ask your father."
So off she went to ask her father: "Daddy, mommy said to come ask you if I can take my show heifer for a walk around the block and I was supposed to tell you that she is in heat too."
"No, honey," the dad said. Thinking twice, he said, "Go halter up your heifer and bring her here."
So off the little girl went, haltered up her heifer and brought it back to dad.
Dad poured gas on a rag and wiped it on the heifer's butt to disguise the smell of heat on the heifer.
Finally Dad said, "Only one lap around the block and don't let Old Man Jones's bull get around her. Old Man Jones's bull used to get out all the time where they came from."
So off she went and came back to daddy with only the halter.
Dad said, "Where is BETSY?!"
The little girl said, "Halfway around the block Betsy ran out of gas and Old Mans Jones's bull is pushing her home!!!!"
