cowz
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In light of this balmy weather....... I will throw out another cattle buyer joke just for fun...
A woman was driving on a mountain road when she hit an icy spot, slid off the road, and buried her car in a snowdrift. A cattle buyer came along and stopped to help. After some shoveling, he was able to pull her car back onto the road.
"I might have died up here if you hadn't come along. Here's $100 for your help," gushed the grateful woman.
"Shucks... I can't take your money. I'm just glad I could help," drawled the cattle buyer.
The adventurous woman was not only grateful, but very attracted to the gallant and ruggedly handsome cattle buyer. "If I can't show my appreciation with money, how about this?" she purred and began to seductively unbutton her coat and then her dress, exposing her curvaceous body clad in extremely scant and lacy undergarments.
The cattle buyer stared intently and then politely replied, "I guess I'll have to pass... I'd freeze to death up here wearing those things."
A woman was driving on a mountain road when she hit an icy spot, slid off the road, and buried her car in a snowdrift. A cattle buyer came along and stopped to help. After some shoveling, he was able to pull her car back onto the road.
"I might have died up here if you hadn't come along. Here's $100 for your help," gushed the grateful woman.
"Shucks... I can't take your money. I'm just glad I could help," drawled the cattle buyer.
The adventurous woman was not only grateful, but very attracted to the gallant and ruggedly handsome cattle buyer. "If I can't show my appreciation with money, how about this?" she purred and began to seductively unbutton her coat and then her dress, exposing her curvaceous body clad in extremely scant and lacy undergarments.
The cattle buyer stared intently and then politely replied, "I guess I'll have to pass... I'd freeze to death up here wearing those things."