justintime
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This joke was told by a sale manager at a bull sale I was at on Thursday.
A cowboy woke up in the middle of the night by a very bad toothache. Being a tough cowboy, he decided he could handle the pain, but by morning he was chomping down Extra Strength Tylenol as if they were candy. The pain would not let up and finally he listened to his wife and went to the dentist.
He sat down in the dentist's chair and he saw the dentist picking up his needle filled with freezing. The cowboy told that dentist that he was extremely allergic to the freezing so he couldn't have it. The dentist then suggested that he could use gas to put him out until the tooth was pulled. To this, the cowboy said that he was also extremely allergic to the gas so that was not an option either.
The dentist thought for a minute and then said " I guess that only leaves the little blue pill as our only option" The cowboy responded " blue pill? Isn't that Viagra?" The dentist said " yes, the Blue pill is Viagra"
The cowboy said" now what does Viagra got to do with my bad tooth?" To which the dentist replied " It really has nothing to do with you tooth, I just thought you might need something to hold onto, when I was pulling your tooth!"
A cowboy woke up in the middle of the night by a very bad toothache. Being a tough cowboy, he decided he could handle the pain, but by morning he was chomping down Extra Strength Tylenol as if they were candy. The pain would not let up and finally he listened to his wife and went to the dentist.
He sat down in the dentist's chair and he saw the dentist picking up his needle filled with freezing. The cowboy told that dentist that he was extremely allergic to the freezing so he couldn't have it. The dentist then suggested that he could use gas to put him out until the tooth was pulled. To this, the cowboy said that he was also extremely allergic to the gas so that was not an option either.
The dentist thought for a minute and then said " I guess that only leaves the little blue pill as our only option" The cowboy responded " blue pill? Isn't that Viagra?" The dentist said " yes, the Blue pill is Viagra"
The cowboy said" now what does Viagra got to do with my bad tooth?" To which the dentist replied " It really has nothing to do with you tooth, I just thought you might need something to hold onto, when I was pulling your tooth!"
