Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?

[JoeDirt]

A: Bull-dozin'

 

[JoeDirt]

A: Decalfenated

 

[JoeDirt]

A: Moo- moos

 

[JoeDirt]

A: Beef-flat

 

[JoeDirt]

A: Because farmers milk them dry

 

[JoeDirt]

A: With a Cowculator

 

[JoeDirt]

A: "It's just an udder day"

 

[JoeDirt]

A: To the moo-vies!

 

[JoeDirt]

A: Because the farmer had cold hands!

 

[JoeDirt]

A: A cattle-lack!

 

[red]

if you don't mind, I'm combinding all your jokes into 1 thread

Red

 

[MYT Farms]

A: Because the farmer had cold hands!

Now that one left us all in stiches.  ;D ;D ;D

 

[knabe]

Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?

pineal gland ritual.

hmm, maybe that answer deserves to be in the word game thread.