Quotes your vet just loves to hear:

[stick]

Quotes:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The auctioneer said they were guaranteed open
she's tame, you can handle her yourself can't you?
you got a count on them, right?
the expiration date on the bottle said 6/09 so I gave him double
they're  bred to calving ease bulls
you mean I was supposed to take that stitch out?
wow, never seen a bull completely clear a Powder River panel before
when they bloat, do they blow up on the right side or the left?
the calf from her last c-section made it
did you bring  an extra bottle of whatever I just dropped along?
seems like I spend more holidays with you than with my family

 

[OH Breeder]

she doesn't kick....much

The vet we use brings student from vet school. I always try to warn them about kickers etc.This particular cow would kick forward , sideways and backwards all with quiet a bit of force.  well, the student that came was assisting with a c-section. I told them she was a kicker and about the time they went to do a spinal... right through the open hole in the squeeze chute, the hoof made connection with well....uncomfortable parts. Felt so bad for the poor kid.

 

[vc]

Well it started last week but I thought she would get better.

 

[lightnin4]

Vet -- "do you have the cow caught?"
Owner -- "Yes"

What the vet meant -- Is the cow in a pen with a squeeze chute?
What the owner meant -- I got her out of the 100 acre pasture.  She's in a 5 acre lot now.

 

[rackranch]

''I figured it would just clear up on its own''

 

[Doc]

(at 11 pm) She's been trying to have it for about 6 or 7 hours, I'm afraid if you don't hurry up & get here , we may lose the calf.

I sure haven't seen him do that before. (as you pick yourself up off the ground)

Hey Doc, if you had a calf with these symptons, what would you give it & is it something I can buy down at TSC?

Doc, I'm fixing to get those cows up out of the back field. I never thought you would be on time.

Hey Doc, can you jump in the truck with me & go look at this cow in the pasture & tell me what's wrong with her?

 

[farmboy]

She's tame

*cow plows the fence and hits the woods*

 

[stick]

Say Doc, as long as your here...
man, as big as that calf is you'll never have to check her for a twin
boy that new grass sure loosens them up, want to borrow one of my shirts?

 

[savaged]

"I'm 90% sure that fence is off."

 

[OH Breeder]

"I'm 90% sure that fence is off."

hate when that happens. ....the older i get the more that thing hurts

 

[stick]

Sorry Doc, that old box won't fit on your new truck

 

[J2F]

I read on the internet.....

 

[KSUwildcat2009]

I read on the internet.....

By far my favorite...  ;D

 

[SouthWest]

My friends, sister cousin's aunt who is realated to what's his name that knows the vet assistant a the small animal clinic once said to a feed a handful of baking soda with dash of tooth paste mix in a fair amount of laundry soap or it could have been dish soap along with super size cup of oil would get rid of his bloat problem.  I don't know understand how he can squirt my truck with sh*t thats 6 ft away. 

 

[RidinHeifer]

I found this dead calf out in the pasture-got no clue how long its been there...

 

[breyfarm]

Hey we got another vet don't worry about it if your on your way.