I have been wittness to neutering your own cat on more then one occasion.......
1st time you put twine around front arms of cat, stuff cat in pvc tube so cat can not move, hold down pipe while holding twine on front legs taunt, the other unlucky souls that were coherced into helping held a back leg each with twine, then the cutter cuts them like you would a pig. Apply some brown bottle lysol and turn loose.
The second time was not as easy and I actually have the scars to prove it. (I must be really dumb or something since I have been talked into helping 2 times.
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Get rug roll front end of cat and back legs of cat tightly in rug, then cut like a pig put betadine on it, let go of rug and run like HEdouble hocky sticks...... Cat was REALLLLLYYYYY mad.
Ney Ney is to cute to torture like that so I took him to the clinic... ;D