The Creation of Dogs & Cats

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deep

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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where to pets come from."

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day.  Now we do not see you any more.  We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem!  I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.  Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.  And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem, because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him  DOG."

And DOG lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.  They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration.  DOG has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem!  I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are.  The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And CAT would not obey them.  And when Adam and Eve gazed into CAT'S eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And DOG was happy.

And CAT didn't give a rat's rear end one way or the other.

(dog)
 

red

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Great Deep, loved it because it's so true!
Red
 

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phoebe

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Your cat has a beautiful coat, what do you feed it?  I think nutrition plays large part in the shineness and smoothness.

 

red

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We feed the monster what ever he wants!!!
no, actually we feed him Purina One, the urinary tract diet.  He also loves yougurt. Any flavor, but it has to be the real stuff, no fake imitation yourgurt for him.
Thanks, he was born in a back hoe but has risen way beyond his start.
Red
 

aj

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bump from 2007.....most people on here didn't experience Red.....kind of a memorial day deal.
 

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  Thanks AJ. RIP RED, I miss her and think of her often. Quite a gifted lady!!  (angel) (angel)
 
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