cowz
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This was posted on one of the other boards awhile back, but I also got it as an email from a friend, thought it was fun, so I will recycle it here!
TIMES HAVE CHANGED!!!!
This would be really funny, except that it is reality today. The liberals have done this country proud! This says a lot...!!
Scenario A: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in his gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack 's rifle, then goes to his car and gets his rifle out to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail, and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario B: Johnny punched Mark and then the two of them get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled---even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario C: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, often disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from the State because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
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Scenario D: Billy breaks a window in his father's car, and his Dad gives him a good whipping.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that now she remembers also being abused by the father, so their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with the family psychologist.
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Scenario E: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1957 - Mark's headache gets better and then goes away.
2007 - School goes into lockdown. Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario F: Mary turns up pregnant.
1957 - Five high school Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2007 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next State over and gets an abortion,
without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary is given condoms and told to "be more careful next time".
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Scenario G: Pedro fails in high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and then goes on to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by the State Democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally, explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class-action lawsuit against the State school system and Pedro's English teacher. The class of English is banned from the core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't read or speak English.
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Scenario H: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant hill.
1957 - Lots of ants die.
2007 - ATF, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from the home, computers are confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly on an airplane again.
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Scenario I: Johnny falls down, while running during recess, and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him, to comfort him..
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in the State Prison.
TIMES HAVE CHANGED!!!!
This would be really funny, except that it is reality today. The liberals have done this country proud! This says a lot...!!
Scenario A: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in his gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack 's rifle, then goes to his car and gets his rifle out to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail, and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
================================================================================
Scenario B: Johnny punched Mark and then the two of them get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled---even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario C: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, often disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from the State because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
================================================================================
Scenario D: Billy breaks a window in his father's car, and his Dad gives him a good whipping.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that now she remembers also being abused by the father, so their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with the family psychologist.
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Scenario E: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1957 - Mark's headache gets better and then goes away.
2007 - School goes into lockdown. Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
================================================================================
Scenario F: Mary turns up pregnant.
1957 - Five high school Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2007 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next State over and gets an abortion,
without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary is given condoms and told to "be more careful next time".
================================================================================
Scenario G: Pedro fails in high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and then goes on to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by the State Democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally, explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class-action lawsuit against the State school system and Pedro's English teacher. The class of English is banned from the core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't read or speak English.
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Scenario H: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant hill.
1957 - Lots of ants die.
2007 - ATF, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from the home, computers are confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly on an airplane again.
================================================================================
Scenario I: Johnny falls down, while running during recess, and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him, to comfort him..
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in the State Prison.