Time for a chuckle

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cowz

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their
tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his
faithful friend.

"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it
tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Tonto, you Dumb Butt, someone has stolen our tent."
 

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cowz

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Have you ever wondered what happens when you accidentally leave your computer on at night????

This is what happens:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm
 

knabe

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reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgM11RtGjeI

let all of it load first, then play

one of the top ten video's on the internet of all time.
 

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SUBJECT: Bubba and Earl

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.

The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum Police roadblock!!
"Were gonna get busted fer drinkin these here beers!"

"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said.
"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these here beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and
throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba?

"Just let me do the talkin", OK? Said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys. Y'all been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Earl, while pointing at the labels....

"Me and Bubba's on the Patch."

 

cowz

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A couple of thoughts on how humor keeps us healthy:

Did you know that the average kindergarten student laughs 300 times a day?  The average middle aged adult laughs 17 times a day?

If the average adult would cut loose with a laugh for 15 minutes a day, he or she would easily burn 40 calories?  You could loose 4 pounds a year by having a mental health break everyday!
 
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