steermomintx
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I thought this was hilarious and just wanted to share with the Planet (clapping) (clapping)
WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...
and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun
but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had
that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
rest room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he
had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it
would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car
watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite
the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants,
the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly
glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment, she answered her date's concerns about'
what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she
was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament
in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only
one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.
'And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to
being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...
and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun
but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had
that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
rest room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he
had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it
would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car
watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite
the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants,
the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly
glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment, she answered her date's concerns about'
what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she
was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament
in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only
one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.
'And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to
being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
