10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU SHOW CATTLE

[justme]

As you all know I make a 10 reasons you show cattle shirt.  Well do to my shop getting flooded, I'm out of them.  With holidays coming right around the corner, I thought I'd do edition two.

What I need from everyone is some fun CLEAN reasons you show cattle.  Edition one was created by people on all the cattle boards and thought it would be fun to get everyones input again.

I take all the suggestions down and pick the best.

Help me out y'all!

 

[klintdog]

Your idea of 'quality time' with your signficant other is washing cattle.

Shaggy cattle make your clipping hand get antsy.

You've ever boughten a Sullivan's gift card for someone for Christmas.

 

[Simmymom1]

"To see the smile on my child's face" 

"To be able to show an animal that was once a "nothing", and you made it into a "winner"

 

[OH Breeder]

You have more ethnic hair products in your barn and you don't even have ethnic hair
Family vacation is trip to AI school
You have better cooling in your barn than in your house
The check out girl looks at you strange for buying 15 tubes of vagasil cream ( during ringworm season)
You coffee table book is a a semen catalog or bull book

 

[Show Dad]

So I can meet an Alien!  <alien>

Sorry Gidget, couldn't help it.

 

[justme]

what is funny is I was thinking the exact same thing....or close.  You have an E.T. friend and its not an embryo transfer lol

 

[BIGTEX]

You might show cattle if you look like a paint huffer.

 

[chambero]

Your electric bill is twice as much for your barn as it is your house.

You buy more hair dye than a beauty salon. or in a similar vein, You are the only guy that is recognized by name at Sally's Beauty Supply.

Your young children get you in trouble with other parents because they educate their buddies on the intricacies of "breeding".

Your wife isn't giving birth, she is "calving".

You leave work for emergencies such as "gotta go, we've got feet sticking out!"

 

[doubled]

You have more ethnic hair products in your barn and you don't even have ethnic hair
Family vacation is trip to AI school
You have better cooling in your barn than in your house
The check out girl looks at you strange for buying 15 tubes of vagasil cream ( during ringworm season)
You coffee table book is a a semen catalog or bull book

Oh my gosh you peeked into my house

 

[doubled]

Your favorite web site has the word steer in it

 

[Bawndoh]

Your favorite web site has the word steer in it

Good one Justamom! 

Everything, "calves".  Even the barn cat.
You cut your husband/childs/spouses/friends hair with the cattle clippers.  BTW I do all the time, and feel much more comfortable doing this, than using scissors!
You see a hair out of place on a range cow, and get the gitters wanting to lock her up and clip her.

 

[Dusty]

THE #1 Reason:    Because of all the MONEY you make showing cattle!!!!

 

[Diamond]

because your daughters scotch comb doubles as her hair brush

 

[linnettejane]

Your favorite web site has the word steer in it

Good one Justamom! 

Everything, "calves".  Even the barn cat.
You cut your husband/childs/spouses/friends hair with the cattle clippers.  BTW I do all the time, and feel much more comfortable doing this, than using scissors!
You see a hair out of place on a range cow, and get the gitters wanting to lock her up and clip her.

lol  funny, i use the cattle clippers on my husband all the time...

 

[ROMAX]

If you have the semen catologues in the bathroom.

 

[kanshow]

If you have the semen catologues in the bathroom.

  ;DFunny how everyone in our house knows the new ABS catalog is on the back of the stool.   

 

[harley]

Chambero, you said "You are the only guy that is recognized by name at Sally's Beauty Supply."  Didn't you mean the only straight guy?  OK, I'll apologize for that comment now, before I get time out, I just couldn't resist.

How about,  When the marriage counselor asks what you fight most about, and you have to tell him/her who gets to look at the new Show Circuit first!

 

[6M Ranch]

Your cattle get a bath more often than the kids.

Family road trips always "happen" to go by cattle sales.

 

[Kupfarm]

When you miss your Senior Prom\ Family Reunion \ Homecoming  to go to a cattle show. 

 

[shortyjock89]

When your family reunion is AT a cattle show. 

When the biggest problem in the family is deciding how to split up the show string in order to hit BOTH jackpot shows this coming up Saturday.

When your good jeans have permanantly black knees.