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Political funny......
I bought a new Ford F-350 crew cab and returned to the
dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to
work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio
replied,"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On
The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray
Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced
Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, "Beatles,"I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,
"Idiots!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up
by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on
guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on
sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
I LOVE this truck!!!
I bought a new Ford F-350 crew cab and returned to the
dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to
work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio
replied,"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On
The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray
Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced
Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, "Beatles,"I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,
"Idiots!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up
by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on
guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on
sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
I LOVE this truck!!!