Old Sayings

[SWMO]

My grandmother used to quote  "January Makes 'em  February breaks 'em and March takes 'em." 

  I don't know about the livestock but Feburary has about broke me.  No sunshine, feeding loads of hay fighting the mud and the cold alternately.

CAN'T WAIT TIL SPRING!!!

 

[ROAD WARRIOR]

Grand dad always said " Keep your eye on anybody that hides behind a badge or a Bible." It's been pretty good advise over the years for the fact that the ones that hide behind them usually have more to hide. RW

 

[Hollywood27]

Grandad always told me "You can't win a farting contest if you're afraid to shit your pants!"  Pardon the language it is his quote.

 

[Chap]

you can hope in one hand and crap in the other,  tell me which one fills up faster.

 

[justintime]

If we had icy conditions, my dad would always say " it was more slippery out than snot on a glass door knob". He has a couple others regarding icy conditions that I will refrain from saying.

 

[justintime]

My old German grandfather used to say " if you are afraid of the wolves you won't enjoy the forest"

 

[FutureBreeder2013]

its not really a saying but my papa used to say "Jak Sae Mas" which is czech for how do you do i think

 

[Cattledog]

Never cook bacon naked!

 

[JbarL]

ford run good....dont raise hood   

 

[herefordfootball]

not really an old saying but "dont crap where u eat".

 

[ROAD WARRIOR]

NEVER DRINK DOWN STREAM FROM THE HERD. RW

 

[Bawndoh]

What exactly does "Thats the cats a$$" mean?

 

[stangs13]

When talking about something tightly put on...or something

That lid is screwed on tighter than a frogs butt, or that nut is tighter than a frogs butt..etc..haha

 

[cdncowboy]

One of my grandfathers favourites in his younger days was:
A farting horse will never tire and a farting mans the man to hire!

 

[shortyjock89]

What exactly does "Thats the cats a$$" mean?

You don't even want to know.....lol.

My dad always says that when someone has a dopey lookin smile on that they're "Grinning like a Possum eatin $h!t"

 

[bruiser]

My g'pa said " A dog that sh@ts big, doesn't sh@t long" and "It takes alot of flour to make a 3 pound biscuit"

 

[Bawndoh]

What exactly does "Thats the cats a$$" mean?

You don't even want to know.....lol.

My dad always says that when someone has a dopey lookin smile on that they're "Grinning like a Possum eatin $h!t"

But I do!  lol, PM me.

 

[Hofstatter Farms]

grandpa always said there are three places you dont want to pee are here(on the farm), thats on the electric fence, into the wind, or in the calvin barn, anywhere else is free game. (he said this to the male gender visitors when they asked to use the facilities)

 

[ROAD WARRIOR]

Never trust a man who's a$$ is wider than his shoulders. RW

 

[hamburgman]

when everybody else is walking start running, when they start running start walking