You might be a beef producer if...

[Limiman12]

You can rattle of the calves five generation pedigree working back through the cow side with descriptions, not names or numbers......  And you family follows it.



Ie. well she goes back to the cow that had the funny looking head, and the one with bob ear, but not the one with bob ears and a bob tail, and then to the light red one that liked to jump fences anytime the trailer came around......  Sure glad we couldn't get her on the trailer, she had some nice calves didn't she?

 

[ZNT]

If you can't remember your kid's birthdays or your anniversary, but you can remember when every cow is due, and what bull you bred her to.

If you have ever asked your wife's obstitrition if you need to bring the chains to the birth, just in case.

If all of your vacation days are used for calving season, breeding season, and fairs.

If you have a special section of your family's refigerator for cattle vaccines and drugs.

If you have ever had to take your truck to the body shop because of a protective ma'ma cow.

If your truck and trailer cost more than your house.

If you use the Jeffer's catalog to put together your Christmas wish list.

 

[ZNT]

This one just happened to me this afternoon

If a night on the town with the family includes a stop at the feed store.