AAOK
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Last fall, the cattle buyer spent several weeks in the same motel while he was buying cattle. The last week he was there, he managed to have an affair with the owners' daughter. A year later, hoping to pick up where he'd left off, he returned to the same motel. When he entered the lobby, there sat the girl with an infant on her lap.
"Hello, Jack... Would you like to meet your son?" she said.
Flabbergasted, the cattle buyer said, "Why didn't you let me know?"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a cattle buyer."
"Hello, Jack... Would you like to meet your son?" she said.
Flabbergasted, the cattle buyer said, "Why didn't you let me know?"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a cattle buyer."