Computer program for the girls

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Well-known member
Jan 10, 2007
Now for all guy compadres on this board...please do not be insulted.  But this is too funny to pass up!!!

Subject: Installing husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance --

Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and
then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0,
and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML"
and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall
the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support


Well-known member
Jan 20, 2007
LaRue, Ohio
(lol) (clapping)

Great one Cowz, mine keeps blowing his fuse. Don't want to upgrade because I'm comfortable w/ my old model but would like to see more bells & whistles installed!!!



Well-known member
Feb 4, 2007
NW Arkansas
You girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a good day. Red, could you forward this 'un to my personal Email?