I've always wanted to star in my own TV show called "I Can Break Any Piece of Machinery Know to Man". I feel that with my self proclaimed good looks, talent, and intelligence(of course no one who lives near me would agree with any of these traits) I could become an overnight hit. I mean who else do you know who's father once told him "Kid, you could break an anvil if you put your mind to it!!" If we just featured one break down per night, I'd at least have enough for a couple of seasons. I'm not sure we could find enough old, second hand equipment, etc. like I usually end up using on my "hobby" farm to make the show, however.
I also have an idea for a new store called "Fools Are Us". We would specialize in new, trendy, totally useless items that we would sell for inflated prices to the masses so they could have detritus to fill up all their storage spaces and to serve as a way of reminding them of how poor their judgement really can be. Its worked before--remember the "pet rocks", hula hoops, "Invisible dog on a leash" and many others. Also, if I put my picture and those of a few of my friends(perhaps even some of my new friends on Steerplanet) near the name of the store, it would be self explanatory for those who cannot read!! Perhaps we could become "spokesmodels" for a whole chain of FAU stores across the country. If you'd like to get in on the ground floor of either of these ventures please send your check directly to me and I'll call you when we start making a profit. Remember, I'll call you!!!