My wife got her hair cut on Saturday. I always tease the beautician's junior high age daughter that she's my girlfriend because she was born on my birthday and I was the one who gave her parents the idea for her name--Chandler. While my wife was at the beauty shop, Chandler asked what my wife and the girls got me for Father's Day. My wife told her a semen tank. I guess it was pretty funny how quick she turned bright red. I don't think she had any idea what the tank was for but she apparently had some idea what semen was!!