along those same lines....
Subject: "and that's when the fight started"
> My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
> were in bed.
> I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
> "No," she answered.
> I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even
> look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
> **And that's when the fight started....**
> ************************************************************************
> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
> So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
**And that's when the fight**
> ** started....***
> ************************************************************************
> Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
> grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up
> the boat up to the truck,and proceeded to back out into a torrential
> downpour.
> The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned
> on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
> I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
> bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
> and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
> My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid
> husband is out fishing in that?'
> **And that's when the fight started ...***
> ** **
> *
> *********************************************************************
> A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at
> 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
> The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
> 'Holy cow. That must be my husband!'
> So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked and jumped out the
> window.
> He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his
> car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
> screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!
> The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
> **And that's when the fight started.....***
> ************************************************************************
> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
> Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
> I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.
> **And that's when the fight started....***
> ************************************************************************
>
> A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was
> not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel
> horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
> compliment.'
> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's dang near perfect.'
> **And that's when the fight started.....***
> ** **
> *************************************************************************
> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
> order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
> He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
> Nah, she can order for herself."
> **And that's when the fight started...***
> ** **
> *
> ************************************************************************
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
> I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
> at a nearby table.
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
> drinking
> right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't
> been sober since.'
> 'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?'
> **And that's when the fight started... ***
> ** **
> *
> *************************************************************************************
> After retiring, I went to apply for Social Security. The woman
> behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
> I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I
> told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt
> revealing my curly silver hair.
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
> and she processed my Social Security application.
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
> the Social Security office.
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have
> gotten disability, too.'
> **And that's when the fight started...***
> *
> *************************************************************************************
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
> someplace expensive...
> so, I took her to a gas station.
> **And that's when the fight started...***
> *
> *************************************************************************************
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
> seconds.'
> I bought her a scale.
> **And that's when the fight started...***
> *
> *************************************************************************************
> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
> She asked, 'What's on TV?'
> I said, 'Dust.'
> **And that's when the fight started...**
