The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate check to
stimulate the economy. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a
computer, it will go to India,
if we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan,
if we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will
help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer,
and Jack Daniels since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help, cooperation, and patriotism in these trying times.